Ok, this stupid post may be a little too much, but I wrote it down just for fun and somehow I found it worked (well, for me). As you may understand, I don’t want to offend anyone, just laugh about some strange connections. Said that, here are the 7 reasons why John Galliano should totally design next Pope’s vest (or what it is called).
1. He has a lot of spare time. Mr. Galliano, former Dior’s head designer, is talented, free agent and has just few court hearings to attend, once in a while.
2. His muse’s name is Eva. Christianity has the Book of Genesis, the Garden of Eden, Adam & Eve. John has his own Eve, pardon Eva, Eva Green.
3. He likes fancy hats. Really fancy ones:
Aren’t they cute?
4. He has also religious issues. Technically speaking, Jesus Christ was crucifixes in jewish territory, and for ages christians had a “difficult relationship” with with their older brothers. Galliano’s anti-semitic tirades, instead, were officially the beginning of his end. But he’s still missing the point, apparently.
5. Vatican likes crazy designers. I mean, have you ever considered Swiss Guard uniforms?
By the way, the original designer it’s not Michelangelo, but commandant Jules Repond.
6. He knows something about big jewellery. Every Pope needs a large gold ring, the Anulus piscatoris (aka Ring of the fisherman). What would John do? Answer: just look a this 2008 campaign.
7. He knows how to cut a white dress. Kate Moss’ wedding gown says it all. Enjoy these chaps:
Inizia il Conclave.