Dopo aver spiegato ai suoi lettori come riconoscere se la prostituta con cui stanno è un alieno, il Weekly World News spiega come capire se vostra moglie è in realtà una pornostar.

  • Every couple of weeks she has to fly to California to care for a “sick aunt.”
  • When in bed, she just lies there until you yell “Action!”
  • She keeps getting mail addressed to “Patty O’Plenty.”
  • Whenever you go out, drooling men ask her for her autograph
  • She looks suspiciously like the Hustler pin-up in your neighbor’s garage
  • She knows sexual positions that would put a circus contortionist in the hospital
  • She wears a micro miniskirt and six-inch spike heels to go grocery shopping

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