Dopo aver spiegato ai suoi lettori come riconoscere se la prostituta con cui stanno è un alieno, il Weekly World News spiega come capire se vostra moglie è in realtà una pornostar.
- Every couple of weeks she has to fly to California to care for a “sick aunt.”
- When in bed, she just lies there until you yell “Action!”
- She keeps getting mail addressed to “Patty O’Plenty.”
- Whenever you go out, drooling men ask her for her autograph
- She looks suspiciously like the Hustler pin-up in your neighbor’s garage
- She knows sexual positions that would put a circus contortionist in the hospital
- She wears a micro miniskirt and six-inch spike heels to go grocery shopping